ihavewaytoomanyfeels: a-dash-of-hiddles: Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this: is that tom hiddleston and jensen ackles that is tom hiddleston and jensen ackles I love how we all know as soon as we see it. This is perfect.
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
I just got a video from a random person and I wanted to reply to it, but I couldn’t and then, trying to find a way, I accidentally deleted it. The person wasn’t from Tumblr; it came from an email address (don’t know how that works) and I wasn’t comfortable emailing someone I didn’t know because he didn’t show his face in the video. Basically, though, it was...
meganski23: guncomfortable: Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away 100% accurate And people STILL tell me “oh I don’t understand what the problem is, you’re a clever girl you can do anything” like no I’m NOT and I...
i-am-superjohnlocked: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG! guys! he sent me a...
Words are necessary, offense is not
“Words are just words. It’s the way we use them and perceive them that determines when they’re good and bad. Example: in the phrase ‘Go to hell’, hell is a ‘bad word’. But if you say ‘Christians believe in a heaven and a hell’, hell is not a bad word. Similarly, using words like male, female, white, asian, gay, straight, etc. are not bad. It...
whitfords: abbeybartleting: idk how to watch a television show and not get emotionally invested. #how do you platonically watch a television show #how do you not have breakdowns over characters and ships and story arcs #how do you not want to weep when something beautiful or tragic happens #how do you not fall absolutely in love with a cast #how do you watch the pilot episode without crying...
I don’t know how to use gifs. I’ve never needed to before now. But now… I just saw a gif of David Tennant shaking his fist and saying “Barrowman” and I really just want someone to put it next to a gif of Mr. Turner saying “Dinkelberg” Anybody?
otterlyadorable: femaletenthdoctor: What if our period is really just our vagina putting lipstick on? and the only reason there’s so much is cause we keep whipping it off? ……wait what’d I just say? Jenna… What even? Jenna, you’re drunk. Go home.
obesitycore: the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told THIS
kaylamill: glitterdammerung: airred: all-american-oncest: fagwizard: hypnotiqradiance: dejesusv: everthorne: is having a penis weird like it just hangs there occasionally flopping girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time? bouncing actually yes yes yeah pretty much and...
moriarteacups: moriarteacups: moriarteacups: ME AND MY FRIEND WERE TALKING TO THIS GIRL WHO CLAIMS SHE WATCHES SHERLOCK. WE ASKED HER WHAT SHE THINKS OF SHERLOCK DYING AND SHE SAID “I HAVEN’T BEEN WATCHING ANY OF THE RECENT EPISODES DONT SPOIL IT FOR ME” UPDATE: WE TOLD HER SHE NEEDS TO HURRY UP THE SIXTH SEASON IS OUT AND SHE WENT UGH I’M ONLY ON THE THIRD ONE. UPDATE: WE TOLD HER IT...
directioner10001: teutonicknightofawesome: tumblr listen i’ve seen you achieve some great things the fluffy chicken was one of our greatest achievements yet and now i have a request my parents said if this post gets 700,000 notes then they will (attempt to) send me to america to finally meet my best friend!!! i know 700,000 is a stretch like damn gurl but hey plane tickets cost a lot and...
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Why can't trying to better yourself be okay again?
I understand that we’re all trying to make girls feel better about themselves when they think they’re overweight and such, and that’s great, but the more I hear that that’s okay for you, the more I feel bad about actually trying to change my body. I am overweight and I’m trying to change that. I’m not throwing up, taking diet pills, or refusing to eat. I’m...
harmoniesoflife: I fucking want there to be a store called Build A Bra which is like Build A Bear but instead you get to build a bra and choose the straps and the colors and the style and EVERYTHING AND IT WOULD BE MAGICAL AND WONDERFUL
castielsunderpants: sherlocked237: ostracizedpoodle: lighteningpool: azzbuttz: itwasarobotheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad: ostracizedpoodle: you’re all sex crazed teenagers who need the lord No, no, no. We need… …. the Time Lord if you don’t stop this i’m calling the cops i just witnessed a beautiful fusion of all my fandoms god bless superwholock
I always look like an idiot around these guys
Not only do I have my smart-ass dad in the room who likes to make fun of me every chance he gets, but I have Nathan who literally has the goal of constantly making me feel stupid because I’m smarter than him. Plus 3 other guys who like to make fun of me because my reactions are so perfect. And now they all get to gang up on me. I can’t say a fucking thing without one of them finding...
millicentt: me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
Has anyone else seen Becoming Jane?
How have I never heard of this brilliant movie before now. I bought it for $5 on a whim and just… my FEELS! Anne Hathaway and James McAvoy are brilliant! Why is there no fandom? WATCH IT, TUMBLR.