Easier than Reality

i-am-superjohnlocked:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

We all ship it.

Now you have to find him again and date him and marry him and produce a romantic comedy about it. Go.

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“Words are just words. It’s the way we use them and perceive them that determines when they’re good and bad. Example: in the phrase ‘Go to hell’, hell is a ‘bad word’. But if you say ‘Christians believe in a heaven and a hell’, hell is not a bad word.

Similarly, using words like male, female, white, asian, gay, straight, etc. are not bad. It enables humans to sort people into more specific categories. If you weren’t allowed to describe people with these kinds of words, where would it stop? Is it ok to refer to people as ‘tall’ and ‘short’?

I think when you use words to describe things, it shouldn’t be a big deal. I’m a straight, white, male, and I don’t care.” ~ My brother

I have the coolest brother ever.

Legally Blonde: Movie vs. Musical

My role model.

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Alexis!

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alexiswithoutspaces:

fanny-rabbit:

MegaCon 2013 Misc. edition

Monsieur Thénardier (heavensong)

Madame Thénardier (tsukikoneko)

Look at that doctor

That 10… Is a 10…
Get it? Because he’s extremely attractive. 

whitfords:

abbeybartleting:

idk how to watch a television show and not get emotionally invested.

#how do you platonically watch a television show #how do you not have breakdowns over characters and ships and story arcs #how do you not want to weep when something beautiful or tragic happens #how do you not fall absolutely in love with a cast #how do you watch the pilot episode without crying because they’re babies #how do you function like an actual human

You know, I get pretty emotionally invested in the shows I watch too, but you should know that “platonic” means “intimate and affectionate, but not sexual”, so by saying “how do you platonically watch a television show” you’re saying “how do you watch a television show intimately, but without having sex with it”. I’m not sure how you have sex with a television show, but I don’t think your TV appreciates it. You should probably stop that. It doesn’t seem healthy… Lol

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supernaturalheros:

ifuckedmartinfreeman:

I’M CRIYNG

jesus dies

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I don’t know how to use gifs. I’ve never needed to before now. But now… I just saw a gif of David Tennant shaking his fist and saying “Barrowman” and I really just want someone to put it next to a gif of Mr. Turner saying “Dinkelberg”

Anybody?

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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perfect-girls-skinny-girls:

thestarsarelaughing:

somepretty-things:

How can you tell when you are in a room, restroom, motel etc. with a mirror or a 2-way glass?

Here’s how: I thought it was quite interesting! And I know in about 30 seconds you’re going to do what I did and find the nearest mirror.

Do you know how to determine if a mirror is 2-way or not? A policewoman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for businesswomen passed this on…

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When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., how many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror (i.e., they can see you, but you can’t see them)? There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms . It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by looking at it.

So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?



TWO WAY GLASS IMAGE MIRROR IMAGE

Just conduct this simple test: Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is GENUINE mirror. However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE! IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR!

“No Space, Leave the Place” So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the “fingernail test.” It doesn’t cost you anything.

REMEMBER. No Space, Leave the Place:

Ladies: Share this with your girlfriends, sisters, daughters, etc.

Men: Share this with your wives, daughters, daughters-in-law, mothers, girlfriends and/or friends.

Worth reblogging again.

SO PARANOID NOW.

You should be more paranoid because there’s actually no way to tell

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/mirror.asp

Snopes is your friend.

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